scottish:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

qvarantine:

that why

sasukeapologist:

wanna give a shout-out to my boy tobio, the true hero of the naruto manga, yall know what he did

macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

kaguramutsuki:

people are reblogging this with tags like blood and gore but this is literally just a picture of a tomato spill and it makes me so happy

kaguramutsuki:

people are reblogging this with tags like blood and gore but this is literally just a picture of a tomato spill and it makes me so happy

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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8:40

suctioning:

4:20
But double the marijuana

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

magmalotus:

ahhh sorry this is so very late I was very busy (⌒_⌒;)

Archie and Mega sharpedo! No more rough skin means shark nose boops and lots of pokepuffs, right? Be careful of those spikes though!