vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

what the fffffffffffffffheck
me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

my lifes such a mess at the moment

Do I want to die? No. Do I want to live? Absolutely not. And that— is the biggest contradiction I will ever face.
Danyelle Fay (via healingx)

kingcheddarxvii:

Me: Your honor, I’ve never been attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog. Not even a little bit. When I was 8 I thought he was cool maybe but that’s as much as I ever cared about him. And no, liking Isabelle doesn’t make me a furry either because everyone loves her even my parents. I am telling you under oath that I am not a furry

Judge: Okay sir but what’s the jury’s verdict on the murder

Me: OH yeah he’s guilty

SPG are a weird band. why did they happen? idk

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

iguanamouth:

introducing the new supervillain duo

( both are prompts from this generator ! ! 

"glossy pink hellhound. it is wet and dripping with algae. it robs banks and its partner in crime is the next fursona you generate"

"big pink chihuahua. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. it wears a surgical mask" )

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

junkpuyo:

She’s slashing prices!

vinegod:

Whenever I play Monopoly by Alphonso McAuley

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

image

hongkology:

FAX MACHINE GUILLOTINE FOR REALGUNDAM