my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it
i’m gonna drink it
update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird
EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
didnt the original recipe have cocaine
how it feels to think about your life and decisions after high school and college
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
seeing someone cute more like
his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.
i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit
play a naruto amv at my funeral
whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$
"hey man do you need a few bucks for lunch money?"
"whoa jesus calm down my dude just take it"
learn how to talk like me
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies