he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
|—||me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)|
|—||Danyelle Fay (via healingx)|
Me: Your honor, I’ve never been attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog. Not even a little bit. When I was 8 I thought he was cool maybe but that’s as much as I ever cared about him. And no, liking Isabelle doesn’t make me a furry either because everyone loves her even my parents. I am telling you under oath that I am not a furry
Judge: Okay sir but what’s the jury’s verdict on the murder
Me: OH yeah he’s guilty
i’m still pissed off about growing up
introducing the new supervillain duo
( both are prompts from this generator ! !
"glossy pink hellhound. it is wet and dripping with algae. it robs banks and its partner in crime is the next fursona you generate"
"big pink chihuahua. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. it wears a surgical mask" )
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
She’s slashing prices!
Whenever I play Monopoly by Alphonso McAuley
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,